Lisa J. Rogers: Messing about in boats: my dog-paddle boat invention
From: Dreams du Dog
July 01, 2012 at 02:02PM
|Like the Water Rat in The Wind in the Willows,
I enjoy messing about in boats. Simply messing…
Having cried my eyes out while Mom and Dad went out for a paddle on Morses Pond yesterday, I determined to turn my tears into action. Here’s the idea: a paddle boat that can hold both a human and a dog—the dog-paddle boat!
It’s the boat for a dog of action like me. Whenever you see dogs in canoes, what are they doing? Just sitting there! Wasting energy. Blocking your view. Adding weight to your boat and your workout. In my case, that’s 90 big lbs. of pure plop-down muscle. Because I almost never sit down, unless provoked to perform a Plop O’ Doom, it is unlikely I will traverse any stretch of water in a man-made conveyance. Finding a car to suit me was difficult enough.
So instead, I plan to unleash that latent power and turn it into paddle power with Tucker’s Dog-Paddle Boat. It’s kind of like an elliptical trainer : I stand up, as I am wont to do, and use all paws to power forward. Meanwhile, Mom bipeds on the other side. For those pups who prefer a prone position, the elliptical pedals are removable and the dog can paddle as nature intended.